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micaxiii:

bellemarie02:

Why did Dipper make me laugh so bad. I sound like a horse.

imagine them meeting

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

captors0llux:

growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

robopou:

phantomhivefanatic:

enerjaeger:

bane-no-yato:

so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and 

eren jaeger is a good noodle



You bitch, I see what you did there

robopou:

phantomhivefanatic:

enerjaeger:

bane-no-yato:

so at my brother’s middle school they have this thing called the swag wall where they put up the name and picture of good students and 

eren jaeger is a good noodle

Good_Noodleseren.jpg

You bitch, I see what you did there

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

image

to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

mydamnblogposts:

ghdos:

christel-thoughts:

xxvalleygirlxx:

Kristen Stewart, Zooey Deschanel, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Blake Lively and a whole flurry of mediocre white actresses (who btw play the same roles OVER AND OVER) are always offered roles. Meanwhile, Oscar nominated/winning black actresses (who have won other awards prestigious as well) are struggling to remain relevant. Just because there are a lot of black led TV shows coming this fall, that doesn’t mean the struggle is over or lessening. Many of these actresses have had to move onto TV roles or do both because they haven’t been offered enough (or appropriate) roles. 

Chile

listen…

Halle Berry won and then played a bunch of bit parts or had to produce her own movies to get meaty roles…eventually turning to tv on a show she’s producing.

Denzel won and then was either typecast, teamed up with mediocre action stars, or produced his own movies to get meaty roles.

Jennifer Hudson won and her reward was playing Sarah Jessica Parker’s assistant in Sex And The City.

Monique won and disappeared because she angered people by speaking up about the bs.

Viola Davis keeps getting the broken, disheveled mom or wise friend roles… and eventually had to turn to a Black female producer on tv.

like… you can’t tell me this is typical for white actors. we talk about how shameful it is that Leo hasn’t won, but Leo has no trouble getting good, challenging, interesting starring roles. Neither do Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr…. like… come on! and yeah, white women have it harder than white men, but let’s talk about how much harder it is for Viola Davis to get a decent role than Sandra Bullock.

True ass facts.

And all these women are immensely talented and can out act all the Jennifer Lawrences, Blake Livelys, and etc.

teacher: you cant bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if youre an amateur